Boris hasn’t called. I wonder if I will ever see him again. Today I stole a knitted pair of baby’s trousers in the junior department of Harrod’s. If you knew me at all, you’d know just how weird that is.
Dan has made me an appointment with the psychoanalyst next week. I really don’t want to go, but when its come to me stealing kids’ clothes, something’s obviously seriously wrong.
Saturday, October 14, 2006
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2 comments:
good luck with the shrink.. hope you learn what you're really seeking
Marnie is one of my favourite movies. Tippi Hedren is so sexy. Turns out my shrink was pretty distracting too.
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