Dirty Talk I Want You

Hi, I'm back with a vengeance. I've been lying low in Thailand for the last few months. My body is firm and tan and my tongue is firmly in my cheek. I'm ready for some wild sex adventures, but first let me draw your attention to this. What an outrage, eh?


Use Of 'N-Word' May End Porn Star's Career

Also, I was shocked and horrified to hear that a friend of Steph's who wanted to wear some vibrating panties while flying on an airplane, so that she could come come and come again found herself in hot water. Because the panties were hand's free and remote control she almost got herself arrested for intending to blow up a plane. Join Steph's petition to allow the wearing of vibrating panties in planes by chanting along with me:

Two-four-six-eight
We all want to masturbate!
Two-four-six-eight
won't leave my dildo at the gate!

Freedom

I have been away for a while. This blog seems too dark for me now, and I am now in a happier, freer place. Thanks to you all for being there for me during the dark times. Maybe I will continue the blog soon. I am single at the moment, the thing with Sue became too cloying, too over emotional. She was pretty needy, it turned out. I had to end it. I'm friends with Dan now, although he's no longer in the country.

I am gearing up for some new adventures...watch this space.